step 1:
wake up, walk to cafe, buy coffee, have random man spill hot coffee on shoulder, recieve second degree burn.
step 2:
wash ass in tub backwards, align tailbone with shower faucet, stand quicky, scrape skin off.
step 3:
go to work, feed mission carnaval crowd, move fast, cut bread, make knife lose traction with crust, slice fingers a quarter inch deep through nails, bleed all over the motherfucking restaurant.
step 4:
do not shower or wash hands until wounds heal.
